So I'm Visiting Family in Florida...

"Nisman" (nisman) 01/01/2015 at 15:23 • Filed to: None

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...and we stay at a place near the beach. There are several rental places nearby that offer shitty beach bikes, kayaks and other things that seem like a good idea before you try to ride them and realize it's going to be a struggle. They also have little gas scooters that don't require a motorcycle endorsement to ride, and Florida doesn't have a helmet law. I can't tell you how many tourists I have seen riding these things on busy streets without helmets and while wearing flip flops. Yes, flip flops. Not even those thick and grippy Adidas sandals that used to be popular. Flip flops.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Nisman 01/01/2015 at 15:26

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Where at in this fabulous state are you!?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Nisman 01/01/2015 at 15:27

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Wait until you see the residents dressed like this on a Gold Wing.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 01/01/2015 at 15:53

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"Fabulous"

You really described Florida with fabulous?

Xenti > Nisman 01/01/2015 at 16:22

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When people that stupid die, I don't even feel sorry for their families.

Nisman > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/01/2015 at 16:26

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It's insane on any two wheeled vehicle but an inexperienced person makes me more crazy. It's like you're not just a fool you're also ignorant.

Nisman > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 01/01/2015 at 16:27

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Sarasota, staying on Siesta Key. It really is a beautiful place, but yeah it is Florida.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Nisman 01/01/2015 at 16:50

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How long are you here!? Im literally 20 minutes South and this Saturday morning is our Cars and Coffee Show at the Suncoast Porsche dealer

Nisman > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 01/01/2015 at 17:22

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Suncoast Porsche... Ok, what time do people normally show? I might be able to make that happen. My uncle owns Rossiter's Harley Davidson so he is hooking us up with a couple of bikes. Might make a nice morning ride!

Nisman > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 01/01/2015 at 17:33

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Oh and don't worry, we are not those kind of Harley people :)

AdverseMartyr > Nisman 01/01/2015 at 18:57

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You make it seem like this is strange behavior?

Don't come to Honolulu; you'll cringe at all the people riding in bikinis, bare feet, shirtless (guys), and no eye protection. And all of these might be happening on one scooter when two people are riding illegally. Most times I can't even decide which is the worst of the stupidity.

I frequently want to pull up beside them on my motorcycle and tell them to get off the road because they are too stupid to survive. In my dreams I may use a whip to aggressively make my point by whipping the offending bits of bare flesh to give them an idea of the road rash they are courting.

AdverseMartyr > Nisman 01/01/2015 at 18:59

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I feel like ignorance can be fixed. Foolish and stupid - not so much.

Nisman > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 01/01/2015 at 21:36

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Just realized that Suncoast is right around the corner from me. I'll definitely be there man! I'll let you know what kind of bike I will be on here.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Nisman 01/02/2015 at 00:18

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Awesome! Hopefully it'll be a decent show. It's a Porsche Audi VW dealer and they open up everything inside the showroom as well. Very diverse crowd. Usually like 8:30 is the best time to show up!

Nisman > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 01/02/2015 at 19:01

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Here it is! Look for me and say hello.